He uses pillows to masturbate.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
