You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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