do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
false alarm. still invincible.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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