I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
this boner is exhausting
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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