yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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