I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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