Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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