she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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