So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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