she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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