I hate all girls vehemently.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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