butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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