I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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