My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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