so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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