did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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