So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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