you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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