I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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