Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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