so that wasnt chicken after all
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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