Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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