FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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