R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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