The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
do herpes really smell.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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