Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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