Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Operation Purity has been aborted
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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