how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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