Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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