just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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