Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it wasn't lemon gatorade
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
even my farts smell like vagina
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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