i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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