Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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