your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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