you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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