Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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