NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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