Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize