if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
her vagine was all disorganized.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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