Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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