that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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