Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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