i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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