I love black thongs
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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