Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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