:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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