Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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