That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Two words: blizzard sex
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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