Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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