Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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