1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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