wrigley field is MILF paradise
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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