do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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