I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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